Friday, December 4, 2009

fucking forget about it


seriously bro fucking forget about it

p.s. lol@ seriously calling yourself a guido

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie



Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie is an American comedy film assembled from abandoned subplots and unused alternate takes from the film Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. It was released on December 28, 2004.
It stars Will Ferrell as pompous TV news anchor Ron Burgundy and Christina Applegate (as Veronica Corningstone), David Koechner (as sportscaster Champ Kind), Steve Carell (as slow-witted weatherman Brick Tamland) and Paul Rudd (as field reporter Brian Fantana). Fred Willard and Chris Parnell co-star as high-ranking executives of the station. The movie also features Maya Rudolph, Kevin Corrigan, Chuck D, Tara Subkoff, and Chad Everett, none of whom were included in the original Anchorman. Bill Kurtis narrates. It was written by Ferrell and Adam McKay, and directed by McKay.
The film, released straight to DVD, is available in the United States and Canada in a gift set with Anchorman, and in the UK and Ireland both as part of a Will Ferrell boxset, and paired with the original film. Although some of the footage is the same, the plot is different from the theatrical release. Select DVD copies contain a copy of Ron Burgundy's journal titled "The Many Months of Ron Burgundy".

while not as funny as the original anchorman I am a true fan so I enjoyed the shit out of it

chea.







http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA_95BPQBKs

^^^
embedding disabled on this jawn














p.s. fuck punctuation

Thursday, November 26, 2009

I'm back

so you know what fuck it if steve leib aka internet steve can make a dope blog out of interesting images and youtube video then so can I will really be doing it bigger in the remainder of this year




Visit http://www.kilawattmusic.com for info on where to get Damu's Kilawatt V1 EP on VINYL (or digi via itunes, etc)

Visit http://www.wonkabeats.com for more info on Damu (its his blog)

Filmed at a BBQ in Brooklyn, just a day after Damu started making this beat.

The completed version of this track along with several other songs are available on VINYL and DIGI now via Kilawatt Music / Redef on Damu's latest EP, Kilawatt V1.

To purchase the mp3s hit iTunes, etc. (search for Damu The Fudgemunk)

For more info on Damu:
http://www.wonkabeats.com
http://www.redefinitionrecords.com

Friday, October 9, 2009

surprise shit

you ever just be like washing the dishes or
hanging the laundry
or watching no reservations on the travel channel

and BOOM!!

without warning you have to shit
and I mean shit like right the fuck now

like 10 seconds and counting
gonna make a massive dooky


explosive dung water tsunami time

it's shitty

lol shitty

get it?

chad gets it

Saturday, July 25, 2009




I am not dead
it's just life happens
more mental masturbation to follow
read it or don't pussies

I will return.

p.s. fuck ya life

Saturday, June 20, 2009

What to talk about : Stream of Consciousness 2 Electric Boogaloo

SO..

It's been a hot minute since I let ya'll into the mind of Shamalam
what is there to say really
on august the 22nd I will have 4 years clean
off booze and other illegal drugs
so there is that
and that my friend is a good thing
still in the struggle to give up my newports
but
they are so tastily deathlicious
hopefully one day I will be entirely ready to say "fuck you cig's fuck you and yo momma"
until then
*smokes a newport*
on similar note not only are smokes super expensive
but
I smoke the most the most expensive brand
so as a person in recovery I feel even more stupid
but it does follow a pattern from when I was using
when I smoked bud
I only wanted to smoke the greeny green
when I drank
I only wanted to drink top shelf whiskey & bourbon
when I did other bad drugs
I only did that "fire"
similarly I can't stand other cigarettes
they just don't do the trick
I can't "feel" them
I think here
is another time
where I feel like
being overly analytical bites me in the ass
I wanna say
"hey I'm a connoisseur"
but really I think I'm just a snob
I always knew
that money DID grow on trees
and so that stupid fucking analogy
was a hard one for me to grasp
I want what I want when I want it
always have but hopefully will find a middle ground where I can say honestly
"I want this but I might not need it"
and keep shit moving




on another note

this band

"band of horses"

is my new shit

enjoy



peace god,

Shamalam



p.s. fuck punctuation on the strength